Good question! As you know, Neanderthal man may have interbred with modern
man. His descendants are with us even today, passing for full-blooded Homo
sapiens. If you suspect a "touch of the old hand ax" in your ancestry, score
yourself on this test:

1. Do your eyebrows meet in the middle? If so, give yourself five points.
2. Can you lock your knees in an upright position? If not, take five points.
3. Got a chin? If the answer is no, add three points.
4. How about a forehead? If not, add another three points.
5. Is it easy for you to balance a book on your head? Then give yourself
five points.
6. Do you ever open Coke bottles with your teeth? If you do, add ten points.
7. Are you frequently more comfortable squatting on your heels than sitting
in a chair? Take five points.
8. Is your head attached vertically to your neck? If not, add one point for
every five degrees of slope.
9. Less than five feet tall? Add one point for every inch under.
10. If your lower arm is shorter than your upper arm, add one point for every
inch of difference.
11. Ditto for your lower and upper legs.
12. Pigeon-toed? Five points.
13. Have you ever felt like bashing a postal clerk with a club? You're normal
- no points.
14. Is the space between your big toe and your other toes big enough to hold an
apple? Add five points.
15. Do you regularly eat apples in this way? Add fifteen points.
16. Do people think you're wearing your hair in a bun when you're not? Give
yourself ten points.
17. Can you count your vertebrae while wearing two sweaters and an overcoat?
Take five more points.
18. Is your nickname "Duke," "Butch," or "Animal"? Three points.

0-20 points: You are a virtually pure Homo sapiens. Feel free to build
bridges, compose symphonies, and overrun the world.
20-40 points: A slight Neanderthal strain means that you will occasionally
have spells of privitive behavior, crawling around on all
fours and whooping wildly. If you live in California, no one
will notice.
40-60 points: You can still function quite well in the modern world, but
avoid eating in fancy restaurants lest your table manners give
you away.
60-80 points: Your Plasticine heritage is predominant. You should consider
a career in pro football.
80-100 points: Unfortunately, your genetic makeup is Grunt City; there is no
place for you in human society. Try running for public office

16:26 Gepost door The_Gemini | Permalink | Commentaren (5) |  Facebook |


plagerd!! gij doet het om mij te plagen he! al da engels!! ;-)

Gepost door: franca | 14-07-03

hmz looool, neen zenne...

maar ik schrijf nu eenmaal een stuk liever in het engels eigenlijk ;o)

Gepost door: The Gemini | 15-07-03

en??? wat was je score???

ik mag bruggen gaan bouwen enz ... hmz geen idee hoe ik daar aan moet beginnen :-) hehehehe

Gepost door: luna | 18-07-03

brugjes !!! luna zou nie weten hoe'k da ga doen ...ma 'k mag mee gaan bruggen bouwen !! ;-)

Gepost door: franca | 19-07-03

samen samen gaat ons dat lukken zene :-)

twee weten meer dan een en drie nog meer en...
twee kunne meer dan.....


Gepost door: Luna | 25-07-03

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